The Perfect Valentine

for all of your last-minute love needs

Dudes. I’m sorry if you’ve ever gotten one of these from me, and now you have to see how easy it is when maybe you imagined that I had been toiling away for months on it.

Also? It’s a *video* tutorial! What? I know. The worst. Plus, I don’t at all know how to make one and no kids are here to help me (sob). Just fast forward to the parts you need. But also? Remember the guy you dated in college who called you from bed in the morning while he was smoking Marlboro reds and couldn’t quite be bothered to engage his diaphragm in the act of speaking? That’s what my voice sounds like for some reason. In lieu of watching, just look at the photo and figure it out. It’s an even number of holes punched in a heart shape with a push-pin (cut out a heart to use as a template) and then a needle and yarn or embroidery floss to draw yarn lines from one hole to the hole opposite. Pop under to the next hole and go back across, etc. Truly satisfying and easy. Love you guys. xo